These are the legally distinct voyages of the starship USS Bitsington... 

Episode 279: A Star-Alliance xeno-anthropologist has gone missing.
Captain Smol and his crew are tasked with investigating; but are they heading into the JAWS OF DEFEAT?! 


For further adventures of Captain Smol, see The Visitator of Ohno

Rated 4.9 out of 5 stars
(24 total ratings)
Made withbitsy
TagsPixel Art, political, star-trek-ish, thinly-veiled-allegory
Average sessionA few minutes
InputsKeyboard, Touchscreen

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Definitely had me laughing and looking into the camera like I was in The Office. (I keep a mirror next to my computer for this specific reason.) Superb parody, and can I just say, refreshing to see direct anti-capitalist messages.

This is so good! Funny and thoughtful! 

Also like the star trek theme!


Really enjoyed this. Amazing how you manage to create such a vivid sense of place from a limited number of screens and characters!


ohhh this is INCREDIBLY good ✨✨✨


Thank you - coming from an expert bitsy-ist like you, that means a lot.

(By the way, if you want to read way too much backstory for the framing device; check out the devlog!)


I discovered it right after I posted my comment. Hilarious stuff~!!!



This is the best one of these bitsy games I've ever seen

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Oh, sorry, forgot it wasn't obvious! It should autoplay (if the ship lights are blinking, it's playing) - press right-arrow to begin, and at any point that you don't know what to do.




I love it! Especially the ending. 


this is AMAZING. the part right after you talk to the leader (I don't wanna spoil it) had me floored (pun intended). the setting and plot was so vivid, and the humor really hit home