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ohhh this is INCREDIBLY good ✨✨✨


Thank you - coming from an expert bitsy-ist like you, that means a lot.

(By the way, if you want to read way too much backstory for the framing device; check out the devlog!)


I discovered it right after I posted my comment. Hilarious stuff~!!!


This is the best one of these bitsy games I've ever seen

or even play it?

Oh, sorry, forgot it wasn't obvious! It should autoplay (if the ship lights are blinking, it's playing) - press right-arrow to begin, and at any point that you don't know what to do.

How do I download this?


I love it! Especially the ending. 


this is AMAZING. the part right after you talk to the leader (I don't wanna spoil it) had me floored (pun intended). the setting and plot was so vivid, and the humor really hit home